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Catherine - 14 - New York

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

vwcampervan-aldridge:

Bridge Reflected in the Canal, Brewood, England
All Original Photography by http://vwcampervan-aldridge.tumblr.com

largecoin:

i need to get invited to things im getting sick of using up all my best outfits to go grocery shopping

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

(Source: tomsigh)

allkillernofiller:

real talk how often are you meant to change your bra

cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

ven0moth:

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa